Yo, I went out with this girl last night for the first time. I thought it was just a meet and greet but she toss the kitty!
by SteelCityMafia August 1, 2016
Get the Toss the kittymug. bag of toss
1. noun: A bag full of seminal fluid, otherwise referred to as "toss"
2. adjective: Used to describe something so bad that the adjectives piece of toss, or merely toss is no longer suffice to describe its inherent tossness.
1. noun: A bag full of seminal fluid, otherwise referred to as "toss"
2. adjective: Used to describe something so bad that the adjectives piece of toss, or merely toss is no longer suffice to describe its inherent tossness.
Sometimes hyphenated, said as one word.
"Johnny Depp is a bag of toss."
"Tim Burton would love to give Johnny Depp a bag of toss.
"Johnny Depp is a bag of toss."
"Tim Burton would love to give Johnny Depp a bag of toss.
by Milky Bomb May 11, 2014
Get the bag of tossmug. To physically assault an individual, usually resulting in said individual being rendered unconscious.
by h8uall May 2, 2006
Get the bisquit tossmug. The moment when a man's bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and semen shooting out uncontrollably. Some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to.
Bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing lightning over at Kelly's apartment. She was pissed!
by Xtan Lee December 4, 2015
Get the Tossing Lightningmug. by Chilli B May 11, 2018
Get the Tossing Coilsmug. When a person has to a gets a little too drunk at a Jewish function, including but not limited to a Bar Mitzvah, Passover Seder, or bris.
I had four bottles of manischewitz at David's son's bris, and punched the moil for touching my nephew. I was definitely Mazel Tossed.
We did 8 shots of potato vodka and got Mazel Tossed and Ezra's Hannukah party.
Joshua likes to get Mazel Tossed and annex parts of Palestine.
Yaakov got Mazel Tossed at Noah's Shabbat Seder and threw up Matzo balls all over my Yankees Kippah.
We did 8 shots of potato vodka and got Mazel Tossed and Ezra's Hannukah party.
Joshua likes to get Mazel Tossed and annex parts of Palestine.
Yaakov got Mazel Tossed at Noah's Shabbat Seder and threw up Matzo balls all over my Yankees Kippah.
by Doctor Dreidel September 14, 2020
Get the Mazel tossedmug. John: Hey man I heard you tossed the locked last night!
David: Yeah! We did so many things! Boston Flapjack! Pink Sock! And I even did the houdini!
David: Yeah! We did so many things! Boston Flapjack! Pink Sock! And I even did the houdini!
by Thatoneguytho June 4, 2014
Get the Tossed the lockmug.