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Toilet's Tornado

when a toilet blows out a huge stream of water, similar to a Geyser
"i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"
by MyNameIsNotJay April 10, 2022
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milky tornado

When a man has sex with someone in a bathroom or anywhere with a flushable toilet, ejaculates on their face, and then gives their partner a swirly afterwards.
Man I fucked this bitch in the bathroom at the club last night. It was awesome, I even gave her a milky tornado when I was done!"
by CorpseGrinder666 July 29, 2016
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Tornado

When someone has a wedgie that spirals, or twists.
A wedige that simply looks like a tornado.
"haha wow look at that guys tornado!"
"thats so embarrassing!"
by laceyheartstornado June 20, 2011
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Tornado

When a big mouthed whore sucks you silly and in the middle of the blow job takes your whole shaft and balls in her mouth and proceeds to tongue punch your fart box
The ol lady down the street gave me a tornado... I'm a new man
by MasterBDC February 8, 2018
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Tornado Tongue

Someone who is giving a woman good oral sex.
As soon as we got home I gave her the Tornado Tongue of a lifetime
by Amschel September 6, 2025
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tornado

Twisting land hurricanes that suck up and yeet everything in their path and also cause nothing but pain and desturction.

There are seven types of tornado:
EFU - I don't see damage at all
EF0 - James we lost some shingles
EF1 - Billy we lost the roof
EF2 - There is no upper floor
EF3 - Trees? You mean missiles?
EF4 - Giant swoosh
EF5 - Land hurricane but for real
"Oh hey bob"

"Hey john"

"tornado"

"What"

John is now dead
by RiceOfCourse June 23, 2022
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Mayfield Tornado

the godliest tornado to ever occur, slammed into Mayfield KY, then a few more towns, and was eventually rated EF4, everything happening on the night of December 10th 2021, the tornado defied morals, and just barely defied the law of Meteorology as it gained 40+ knots of wind shear, with only ~2,000 J/kg of CAPE.
I celebrate it every December 10th.
Mayfield Tornado: "3,000 J/kg of CAPE? what's that?....
IT'S ME"
by MartianSupremacist August 18, 2024
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