Horse Toothed Jackass

Member of the orangutan family known for the powerful odor of its breath, inability to work efficiently, and massive front teeth.

"The Horse Toothed Jackass is commonly hunted by ivory dealers."

by Lo Wang August 14, 2003

tooth

A Nice piece of crystal meth shaped like a real tooth (usually a large animals or shark), with a diluted but clear color.

There is no cut in that tooth we just smoked!

by Dr. Babb Tooth April 22, 2008

glittery toothbrush

Glittery toothbrush is a game mainly used for gay guys.
The rules are:
one guy puts glitter on his penis and the other one tries to suck it all off in a certain time.
Up to four people can play this game

Jeffrey: hey jorge you wanna come over for a game of glittery toothbrush?
Jorge: sure man,i'll get the dicks you get the glitter!
Jeffrey: ok see you later. ;)

by Mrs.Duck August 16, 2006

[toothpick down a volcano]

the toothpick represents the penis and the volcano represents the large well used gaping vagina.

"Bangin' that ho was like dropping a toothpick down a volcano.I had to strap a board across my ass to keep from falling in!"

by the doll August 15, 2006

toothbrush scan

When you bring a date to your place and she scans your bathroom for evidence of another girl living with you.
Usually the search begins by looking for a second toothbrush.

"Hey Girl, will you stop digging through my medicine cabinet?! I told you I'm single. There's no need to do a toothbrush scan"

by csguy December 11, 2009

goof tooth

A fleshy, yet firm piece of skin inside a woman's vagina typically slightly above or slightly below the clitoris, somewhat extraneous that at a glance resembles a flesh-colored large front tooth. While performing cunnilingus on a vagina with a Goof Tooth, performers have noted that the Goof Tooth excretes trace amounts of air and as doing so makes a faint (but distinctive) "Awh-yuck" sound effect.

"Billy pulled down Susie's skirt and was shocked to see that, as feared, her vagina did indeed have a goof tooth."

by William Wallace V February 6, 2008

Gum to Tooth Ratio

The ratio of the amount of gum showing relative to the size of teeth when one smiles or opens there mouth.

I was on a date with this chick when she opened her mouth, and there was so much gum there, I couldn't even tell that she had teeth. overall, it was a horrible gum to tooth ratio

by suckmyd May 11, 2012