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synonym for dick, prick, or dickhead. Definition can apply to a guy's penis, or to someone who acts like a dick.
1. My boss won't get off my ass - he's such a tool.

2. That chick really likes my tool.
tool by drrobert October 26, 2011
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Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped.
Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool."

Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"

Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."
Tool by Ivy Ryan January 12, 2012
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is a retard. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.
That tool, David Albogas, dosen't even know she's just using him.
Tool by João Presunto July 11, 2012
A tool is a artist that is deprived of originality, creativity, and\or other art related skills that are usually required for making art.

To keep them self's form getting worse at making art or pass the time they help others by inking and coloring, point out mistakes, tutoring and being a form of support\feed back.

A tool will usually leave another artist once hat artist's capability exceed the tools.
Artist 1: What do you think about my work

Tool: It could use some work. Would you like me to re-ink and color it for you
Tool by A tool. July 22, 2012
There's Only One Life.

A sort of counter-measure to the YOLO phrase. As Chris Langan explained, every human-being is an endomorphic image of the mind of god. Everybody is one. TOOL.
Guy 1: Hey! TOOL!
Guy 2: *beats up guy 1*
TOOL by Captain Falcum October 8, 2012
a person who uses people for selfish purposes without intending to give anything in return
The way he always talks about himself all the time and is always interrupting everybody so they cannot talk, I knew he was a tool as soon as I met him. Man, he really tooled you!
tool by T.V. John November 18, 2012