A violent form of the French Kiss in which one or both of the participants proceed to shove the tongue as far as possible into the other jouster's mouth. Tongue jousting is a dangerous activity that has been known to cause serious injury and even death.
Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.
Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.
Girl 1: So, how was Bruce? I hear he's a really good kisser!
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?
Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?
Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?
by El Duderowski June 16, 2011
those girls in brazil love when guys eat there ass.
Yea, i know... They get that great taste of bung tongue!!!
Yea, i know... They get that great taste of bung tongue!!!
by Insane V December 09, 2004
by dirty piss head October 30, 2010
by G Misk February 02, 2012
by adickdidtoyou February 10, 2016
Justin: Man, I think I have an STD on my wang.
Tyler: Have a canker sore on your butt tongue, huh? That sucks.
Justin: Butt tongue?
Tyler: Didn't you listen in anatomy class? Your wang is the tongue of your butt. Thus butt tongue.
Tyler: Have a canker sore on your butt tongue, huh? That sucks.
Justin: Butt tongue?
Tyler: Didn't you listen in anatomy class? Your wang is the tongue of your butt. Thus butt tongue.
by evanempire April 15, 2008
"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"
by Abdominal Adam October 15, 2007