Eating the Soap

Instead of dropping the soap in prison you suck your cellmate off in hopes he doesn't drop the soap in ya booty

Damn, Toni didn't drop the soap he ate it!!!!!!

Oh man Toni was eating the soap!

by John Hetlinger December 05, 2018

Speed Soap

Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.

Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.

If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.

Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!

Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.

by QuickShowerSherrie July 13, 2013

soap fellow

a guy who over reacts and is very gullible.

mans a soap fellow bruv, he believed that i was a fuggin ghost mate.

by chomumandem March 31, 2022

soap the goat

when a a man calls everyone in the a blows soap in their mouths.

i went to a porno when i did the soap the goat

by jwajdkahdn July 09, 2023

made soap

80s slang for when a male pedophile gets a handjob, so named because the semen looks like liquid soap.

Jimmy didn’t want to go to daycare anymore because the janitor took him into the bathroom and made soap.

by velvetvamp25 April 16, 2021

romulan vulcan soap

It is the war of two different soap brands merging with eventual unification at the realizations of being bar soap cousins.

Unlike Vulcan soap, Romulan Vulcan soap leads to a better overall soap; each lending their own advantages.

by Creonmahoney March 05, 2015

soap fell down

Informing your Onii Chan, watermelon Dod or LGBTQ, before picking up your soap for ..............(IT IS FUN)

Oh no, Onii Chan the soap fell down in the washer. Ahhs! Onii Chan!

by O_PHOENIX_X9X March 07, 2021