Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

Whiskey Wednesday

A day when you get drunk all day and you are not drunk until the days end.

"Yo how was your whiskey wednesday my off the chains"

by luciferthe14th September 20, 2019

Whiskey dicked

Some one who enjoys the bar a little two much drinks a lot try’s to talk to a girl and gets violated

Grants yellow ass got completely whiskey dicked last night

by Sweetbaby69 July 6, 2022

Whiskey Tits

Nursing mother gets drunk and has to pump and dump the next day.

The baby had to eat formula because mommy has whiskey tits.

by UniqueName# January 5, 2021

Tennessee Whiskey

A common sex routine involving a woman with a yeast infection urinating into the mouth of her lover.

Guy 1: "I wanted to try something new with her, and it was going so well until she pissed in my mouth."
Guy 2: "I think she gave you Tennessee Whiskey."

by NotKrowe October 1, 2022

Whiskey Smash

You drink Whiskey.
You get drunk, Belligerent even.

You than scream Whiskey, Glare at all your friends and smash whatever is in your hand/closest.

Whiskey Smash!

- Glares at everyone -

- Smashes cup on floor -

by Mitch Dub October 4, 2010

Whiskey and Coke Costume

A costume choice made popular by the swinging community in the late 90’s. The couple who arrives wearing this is meant to indicate to other swinging couples that their preference in the bedroom is anal sex. The person who wears the whiskey outfit is said to prefer to receive, where the cola wearer prefers to give. There are several variations of this costume since the 90’s, including Jack & Coke, Jack & Ginger, Whiskey & Cola.

“Oh my! Can you believe Mark and Karen showed up in a Whiskey and Coke Costume? Do you think they know what it means?”
“Oh, I bet Mark knows what it means!”

by Bobby Butt Stuff October 16, 2021