Phantom Tim

The feeling that, although everybody is present, somebody is missing from the room.

“Hold up, did somebody leave?”
“Nah man that’s just a Phantom Tim, everyone’s here.”

by hSak August 31, 2019

Tim's Law

In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.

Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)

by HoosierMan May 4, 2010

Tim-Kink

Woman typically Asians who have a thing for guys named Tim. No one seems to understand how or why they are attracted to these scrubs named Tim but they are!!!!!!

Therefore, one can infer that a Tim would also have an Asian-Kink

Russ: All Asians have a Tim-Kink

by The Powerhouse of the Cell November 12, 2018

Tim moate

king of fags
see also homosexual

by daking April 30, 2003

Tim job

Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.

Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!

Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.

by Psymon1116 September 21, 2018

Dirty Tim

When having a threesome, the man pulls out of one woman's ass and goes directly in the mouth of the other woman.

My sister and I were having a threesome with this guy last night and he pulled a Dirty Tim on us. I thought I'd never get the taste out of my mouth.

by Chivas656 May 27, 2023

tim federle

Homophobic lazy bitch who can't make a second season right.

I can't believe that Tim Federle made the season finale 20 minutes long!!! We should go and slap his ass right now!

by Jdkudvekeoswo September 26, 2021