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Tim's Law

In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.
Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)
by HoosierMan May 4, 2010
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Tims Rumpelkammer

Tims Rumpelkammer, is a members-only private club originally set up by and for Colognes upper-class men in the 18th century, and popularised by upper middle-classmen and women in the late 19th century and early 20th century. Today, the club is more accommodating about the social status of their members. Many canditates outside cologne have tried to get into this legendary club, most of them failed to ever get a glimse of the inside.
Tims Rumpelkammer, the private Club steeped in Legend
by international nightlife April 16, 2018
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Tim Beibs

Tim Bits sadly made by Justin Beiber, also it weirdly sounds like a sexual Inuendo.

So called "nicknames": Beibs balls, Beib bits
Brooo, Justin's new Tim Beibs are DISGUSTING.
by NirvanaOnMyMind December 2, 2021
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Dirty Tim

When having a threesome, the man pulls out of one woman's ass and goes directly in the mouth of the other woman.
My sister and I were having a threesome with this guy last night and he pulled a Dirty Tim on us. I thought I'd never get the taste out of my mouth.
by Chivas656 May 27, 2023
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tim federle

Homophobic lazy bitch who can't make a second season right.
I can't believe that Tim Federle made the season finale 20 minutes long!!! We should go and slap his ass right now!
by Jdkudvekeoswo September 26, 2021
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Tim-Kink

Woman typically Asians who have a thing for guys named Tim. No one seems to understand how or why they are attracted to these scrubs named Tim but they are!!!!!!

Therefore, one can infer that a Tim would also have an Asian-Kink
Russ: All Asians have a Tim-Kink
by The Powerhouse of the Cell November 12, 2018
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Tim job

Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.
Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!

Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.
by Psymon1116 September 21, 2018
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