I just thought you should know...

Did the teacher forget to assign homework?

Was your neighbor complaining about overgrown hedges?

I just thought you should know(IJTYSK) will ALWAYS be there to relay these messages!

IJTYSK is typically used as a preceding comment, meant to soften the blow of inevitable bad news.

Usage of IJTYSK as a trailing comment is not uncommon, thought more in line with southern classic "Bless your heart"

"Class dismissed!"

"I just thought you should know...you didn't assign weekend homework"

"I just finished my first 5k!"

"I just thought you should know...over 5 million people run a 5k at least once a month."

"This restaurant is great, the owner is so friendly."

"I just thought you should know...he doesn't pay his taxes and cheats on his wife."

"I just made an entry in to the Urban Dictionary!"

"I just thought you should know...anybody can add anything to Urban Dictionary, it's not an accomplishment. It's like bragging that you got accepted to Facebook."

by Jack from Sacramento September 7, 2018

I never thought I'd be saying this

A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.

To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.

by Monkey's Dad November 19, 2020

I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else...

When you search something up on Urban dictionary and have to pour bleach in your eyes, then apologize to your school board.

"Insert student name come to the office." You hustle down the dirty ragged hallways of hell, waiting for punishment.

"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.

You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.

"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."

by Pwaaool February 3, 2021

Thoughty

Thoughtful; empathetic; showing consideration for others; considerate.

"Thank you for being so thoughty."

"That was awful thoughty of you."

by Roger Kincel October 27, 2008

Second Thought

A political channel on YouTube that talks about how bad American capitalism is. He sometimes says in his videos that countries like China are "helping smaller countries to get out of American influence." If he covers a topic, most likely Vox has an explanation that won't make you go "Jesus christ what the fu*k was that about?!"

You: Hmm, a video on the housing crisis in America by a YouTube channel by the name of Second Thought. Hope it's good.

Second Thought: AMERICAN HOUSEING COMPANIES ARE BAD BECOUSE HOUSES COST MONEY!!!!!

You: Yeah, Vox has a WAY better explanation on this.

by Gigantic_Amogus March 19, 2022

Thought Play

1) The art of foreplay, conducted from across the room with no words spoken and no moves made.
2) Engaging in imaginary foreplay with a willing partner, this can only be carried out when you are both aware of each other's dirty thoughts.

foreplay dirty thoughts

Saw this dude the other night and he was totally trying to thought play me.

by Rolla Jay November 23, 2010

dirty-thought loogie

A large wad of sperm following or in effect of a dirty thought (which would be all sperm)

"Man... why did you have to leave your dirty-thought loogie all over the bathroom floor again?"

by Cyramez May 15, 2010