Real one

Someone who does not care what you think and tells you it like it is.

Did you hear about that Broach guy?
Yeah, he's a real one!

by Robbro85 June 8, 2017

One-shot

Writing about a character, place or thing that has been done on a spur of the moment of a fandom or orginal peice. Usually is to short for a short story consisting of only one chapter.

'The writer did a one=shot of Mike's feelings toward his parents.'

by lgbird April 28, 2005

pound one

To have sex with a double cheesburger (see also "hit it")

"McDonalds wants you to pound one"

"Yeah, I'd hit it"

by Hugh Johnson April 20, 2005

the Orange One

Donald Trump

on January 20th 2017 the Orange One takes office.

by fleshyprecious November 26, 2016

one 9ine

one 9ine means to shoot 1 mag of 9 millimeter bullets into someone.

"Ima one 9ine that yute"

by Popinyoyo September 30, 2019

Channel one

a torture program thats been around for generations thats sadly still used to this day..this program can cause nauseau, pain to the eyes and ears, nose bleeds, migranes, thoughts of suicide, thoughts of genocide, and eventually the murdering of oneself

student1: man i wish we could at least turn this shit down its like a channel one concert in here!
student2: dude shut the fuck up the teachers lookin over here...you know we cant touch that tv...god bless us ..everyone

by judybooty May 27, 2010

The Flakey One

An ancient deity of Slavic origin, the Flakey One derives from the folklore of Дьявол пекаря. A spindly creature, known to enter bakeries and patisseries after midnight to decimate baked goods, either through demonic sexual acts or perspiration of his everlasting baby oil.

Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.

Why be there so much baby oil over these finely cooked rye breads? ‘‘Twas but the wrath of The Flakey One, harbinger of Bakeries; we should’ve made a Bakers Dozen.

by simpsont106 May 18, 2021