Bath weasel

Someone who doesn’t wash & absolutely stinks

When close you need to hold your breath

When was the last time you had a shower ?you bath weasel

by Baked bean August 21, 2019

Steamy weasel

Shit in a condom, freeze it then fuck your girl with it

I gave her the old steamy weasel last night

by Steamy June 24, 2016

lip weasel

A mustache.

Female Usage: "Too bad Hillary has such dark hair. You can see her lip weasel."
Male Usage: "Goodness, that's quite an elaborate lip weasel you're sporting. Have you ever been tempted to just shave it off?"

by Buster Crapole June 22, 2015

Angry Weasel

When your bearded boyfriend motorboats you

His angry weasel really tickled me!

by SaltyT83 June 11, 2019

Bouncing the Weasel

To masterbate.

I caught Tony bouncing the weasel, standing in front of a mirror.

by DND2021 August 6, 2021

peakin weasel

When the male partner slips his erection through a small hole in the door or glory hole. The male then has a string attached to his boner to give a little movement before insertion.

So, I pranked my wife by dressing up my one eye willy as a furry little vermin. When she asked about it I told her I'm revving up my peakin weasel .

by Luvs_to_SPOOGE September 2, 2017

weasel face

Having resemblance to Joey Ramone

Man, that dude has weasel face

by Joelforce September 17, 2016