Spider Daning

The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.

Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.

Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.

by Big Cat Koszyk November 1, 2014

Bean Spider

A 'Bean Spider' a spider that lives under a toilet seat, and eats girls beans when they use the toilet.

Naomi watch out for the Bean Spider!

by TG_MOLE November 22, 2010

Spider Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap (facing them) and swing!

Example 1: Oh man, I saw those two chicks spider swinging and it totally turned me on!
Example 2: Spider swinging like yet another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

Spider-man

Gets more reboots then people change socks

Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

by God among us October 15, 2020

Spider-Man

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.

spider-man has webbed semen

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Coochie Spiders

The spiders that crawl in dirty people coochie when they sleep naked

“I heard that bitch Destiny got coochie spiders”

by Spidergat February 26, 2021

Spider One

Hottie front man of synth-metal band Powerman 5000. Rob Zombie's brother. Hard body, deranged expression and voice like a drill sergeant. Best known for songs "When Worlds Collide" & "Bombshell".

Did you see Spider One back when he had Bright As Fuck Yellow hair?

by LyraDove May 27, 2014