Phantom-Boner

when a girl is aroused, it gives the effect of a phantom boner. It's like having a boner, only girls don't have penises, so they get phantom-boners.

Beth: "aaron and luke were so hot when they were making out!"
Becky: "I know! I got a phantom-boner!"

by Jake-Off September 12, 2007

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phantom pooper

A mysterious culprit responsible for a bowel movement with no wipe and no flush in a strange restroom

"the phantom pooper stuck in the shit spot"

by dueling lyricists October 9, 2014

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Phantom Toe

When you have a hole in you sock and your toes is poking out, it is known as the phantom toe!

John takes off his shoes.
'OMG' Ella shouts, 'Whats that coming out of your sock?'

'Its only the phantom toe,' John replies.

by DUDEWENCH December 30, 2008

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phantom specs

The act of attempting to adjust or move prescription glasses from your face after wearing them for a period of time and then switching to contacts.

"Man, I just cannot get used to these new contacts. I keep trying to move my "glasses" up on my face and then realizing they're not there."
"Sounds like you have a case of the phantom specs."

by hansonpaulsey January 27, 2010

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phantom trampoline

the feeling you get of being on a trampoline despite no longer being on a trampoline, after recent bouncing activity.

dude my legs feel all bouncy, I think I've got phantom trampoline

by John Pennycock February 1, 2009

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When you have money in your bank account, but it can't be used because you are waiting for a bill to post from an automated payment. This usually causes frustration because you want to go on a shopping spree with that money.

I have $1000 in my checking account but I can't use it because my car insurance is due and its $850. Stupid phantom money!

by sabine3212 May 13, 2010

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