Dark Marketing

The highly secretive psychological marketing science whereby accesses is gained to the subliminal areas of the object (consumer) brain where decisions are heavily influenced. Dark Marketing is by its nature dark (hidden) because it would be much less effective or even completely ineffective and potentially extremely negatively received if the object would know its true meaning. An example of this are catwalk models who do not smile while walking during a fashion show. When asked why, the official answer given by the fashion designer is that one should pay attention to the clothing, not the model. That is a diversion. The true (dark) reason is interest in the brand and sales increase when models present themselves with a more seductive face. If the fashion designer would explain the reason correctly it would not sound noble and could potentially harm the company’s potential to sell product. Dark Marketing is not in itself bad or negative, however one is at an advantage when one can spot it.

Dark Marketing is used when a company explains the official meaning of its logo when in reality it means something else.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018

Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

by Social distancing April 6, 2020

fish market

a pussy that has not been washed in days, smelling like a rotten fish market, as well as repelling and knocking out anyone who gets close to it.

Bro #1: So did you end up going down on that girl?
Bro #2: Hell no! She had quite a fish market down there

by anonymous November 24, 2020

Marketing Genius

Someone who sells feet pics on EBay for lots of money.

Shrek: I just became a marketing Genius

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Twat market

A man who spends money on different women via extra good tips (servers) or investing in some business opportunities is losing his money in the twat market.

You will soon need another job if you keep spending money in the twat market.

by Birdhouse observer September 13, 2020

Mindset Marketing

The act of actively working on your thoughts and putting them in a more pleasing state. 'Positive Thinking' could be seen as a kind of mindset marketing.

This whole self development movement does nothing but pseudo mindset marketing.
It took quite some mindset marketing to be actually okay with that break up.

by MauriceEtoile October 30, 2020

negative marketing

the way companies or businesses use ads to make extremists on twitter or any other media platform, destroy their products to make themselves look like the good guys and gain more sales as a result.

"man gillet has been using negative marketing quit a bit sense they found out it works."

by KO NO DIO DA!! October 15, 2020