hot alaskan fire breathing karl

The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.

Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"

Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"

Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"

by getemmm0611 January 26, 2009

Hot Karl (wet and dry version)

we all know what a Hot Karl is, but is also good to know that there are 2 variations, the DRY one (when you shit a dry turd in the sock to hit someone´s face) and the WET one, when the sock is filled with a nasty diharrea, the first one ends up beeing more humane in the sense that you get hit in the face with a smelly hard turd, the second one will leave a mark.

I wanted to give that dude a hot karl but i forgot I had diharrea, I did it anyways, now that i think about it I dont think he deserved a Wet hot karl. Hot Karl (wet and dry version)

by P. Burns May 20, 2022

karl jacobs cock in my mouth

when u want karl jacobs’ cock in ur mouth

please karl jacobs cock in my mouth

by gamerboykarl September 8, 2021

quick karl

when someone lays there head in a toilet, then someone sits on there face and takes a huge shit, its like a warm karl but there is no saran wrap, also its easy to clean because the toilet is right there

hey can u come here for a second, i need a quick karl

by dqwefiowegr March 3, 2009

A Karling

A KARLING is a breed of Asian that is often mistaken for other oriental types

"Dude, That smoking hot Japanese chick are the bar is checking you out!"
"Who the Korean looking Mexican girl?"
"Yeah the one who might be Thai actually"
"Yeah she's quite sexy for a Karling"

by Medieval January 6, 2015

karl philip

Karl philip Big dicks and balls Huge muscles

Karl Philip use his balls to do anything

by Gryllux December 12, 2016

Karl

Karl is hansome nice funny and extremely sexy maybe you won't notice it the first time you se him but get glider and he is! Hes Aldo a little bit shy and not into performing in front of other people.

Karl

by Kodje December 12, 2016