Hurricane Hermine

A soggy, wet towel which slapped Florida. It used to be a tropical storm, but evolved into a hurricane. Nobody likes Hermine.

"Did you see Hurricane Hermine yesterday? It was crazy. Floods everywhere!"

by grundsätzlich September 2, 2016

Hurricane Sex

When ya girl is blowing you real gud.

Friend: Yo did yall kick it last night?
You: Hell ya dude she gave me Hurricane sex!
Friend: OwO *instantly dies*

by WassabiWaffles June 1, 2018

Habanero Hurricane

Eating hot peppers along with equal parts laxatives.

May God have mercy.

You: (Friend), I had the worst night.
Friend: Why? What happened?
You: Habanero Hurricane
Friend: I'm So Sorry.

by TheSlangMaker420 February 21, 2021

Hurricane Katrina

An intentional and drunken act in which a person, fully embracing their inebriated state, spins in a circle while pissing, spraying the entire room/stall with a golden shower.

"Why is the bathroom reeking of piss?"
"Because Trevor pulled a Category 5 Hurricane Katrina last night... again!"

by Coleslaw1369 July 5, 2025

Hurricane Ian

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "

Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.

" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "

-Fellow Miami personnel

by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022

Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.

Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.

by dnbdave November 14, 2022

Hurricane

Hurricanes are large vortexes infamous for their spinning, banded shape. Hurricane intensity varies, from the weakest, with 74 mph windspeeds, to a category 5 190 miles-per-hour monster.

Hurricanes could be deadly; recent examples include: Maria, Irma, Harvey, Florence, Michael, etc.
Or they could just drag off to the ocean, as most do.

A average hurricane season has 7 hurricanes.
2 of these 7 average hurricanes, in average, strike the USA.

The strongest part of a hurricane is the "eyewall", the outer part of the eye of the storm. But, inside of that eyewall; sits the eye, the calmest part of the storm.

Hurricanes lose power over land and colder waters, and gain power in areas of low shear and hot water, which is needed for the storm.

Hurricane Name change for basins:

Indian Ocean : Cyclone
Northeast Pacific : Typhoon
Atlantic : Hurricane

"Hurricane Katrina is heading towards Mississippi and Louisiana, and could bring flooding into the plains."

"Hurricane Irma has made landfall in Cuba as a category 4. It's now heading for Florida at the same intensity."

by lobkwlekek1 November 9, 2018