Accelerated Learning Experience

An experience reserved for people with 130+ IQ, or ADHD patients.
To use this method, one must assign one of his computer speaker to play mozart on 2x speed and the other speaker to play either a religious text or some other text that they want to learn.

Search up "Accelerated Learning Experience" and you will be enlightened.

Jack: Your roommate has a final right? Is he studying right now?
James: No, he practiced Accelerated Learning Experience 3 hours earlier and finished studying within 5 minutes

by __DSG__ March 9, 2024

a science experiment

An activity often involving a steam locomotive, an unfinished bridge, and a car.

“Is this a holdup?”

“It’s a science experiment!”

by Polybius_223 March 18, 2024

Pay attention to my experience

I have an untreated attention deficit disorder you fucking clown what the fuck are you talking about?

Hym "And have suffered greatly because of it. I can't just 'pay attention to my experience.' You idiot's don't understand AT ALL how ADD works, you're contradicting all of the ADD psychiatrists in trying to promote this naturalist anti-medication bullshit. You heard to me say 'similar to cocaine.' And youre malformed, inferior minds are stuck on 'cocaine bad.' 'cocaine bad. addiction bad.' 'add lazy- oh wait he created A.I. and IS BETTER INHERENTLY than me.' It's pathetic that they are letting you co-opt the psychological enterprise like this and the fact that it's directly associated with the Godkin-filth is what's truly disgusting about it because YOU KNOW the only thing they will ever care about is having dominion over the minds and wills of everyone who exists. It isn't better. You just ignore all the bad parts take credit for all the good parts. That's all it is. That's all your religion is. The entire thing is that."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Hard Problem of Out-Of-Body Experiences (OBEs)

The specific puzzle of the visuospatial perspective. During an OBE, people often report seeing their own physical body from an external point in the room. The hard problem is: From where, and with what, is this third-person visual data being generated and processed? The brain is inside the skull, receiving data from eyes pointing forward. Even if it's a hallucination, the brain is constructing a geometrically accurate, egocentrically rotated 3D scene of the room from a vantage point it has never physically occupied. This requires integrated knowledge of the room's layout and the body's position within it, all rendered into a coherent, panoramic "view" without using the optic nerves.

Example: A patient under anesthesia has an OBE and later accurately describes the surgical tools used and a specific conversation among the staff. The hard problem isn't just about hearing (which could be auditory processing while semi-conscious). It's: How did their brain generate the visual scene of the operating theatre from a point near the ceiling, including the top of the surgeon's head and the layout of equipment, without visual input? It suggests either an inexplicable, high-fidelity internal simulation or a literal displacement of the perceptive locus—neither of which fits current neurobiology. Hard Problem of Out-Of-Body Experiences (OBEs).

by Nammugal January 24, 2026

Hard Problem of Near-Death Experiences (NDEs)

The central conundrum of complex, structured experience during clinical cessation of brain function. During cardiac arrest, EEG flatlines, global cerebral ischemia occurs, and the brain's integrative capacity is thought to halt. The hard problem asks: How do individuals then report vivid, narrative, emotionally profound experiences—often with transformative after-effects—during this period of no measurable neural activity? If consciousness is a product of brain function, it shouldn't be producing its most vivid "movie" when the projector is broken and unplugged.

*Example: A patient "codes" for 10 minutes with no pulse or brain activity. Revived, they describe a detailed sequence: leaving their body, traveling, meeting entities, a life review, and a decision to return. The hard problem is the cognitive paradox: forming new memories, processing language, experiencing selfhood, time, and emotion all require a highly integrated, energetic brain. The experience claims these highest-order cognitive functions were active when the biological hardware for them was in systemic failure. It's like a computer playing a stunning 4K video while fully powered down.* Hard Problem of Near-Death Experiences (NDEs).

by Nammugal January 24, 2026

Experiment Bias

The overarching bias that privileges the experimental method itself as the sole arbiter of truth. It assumes that if you cannot isolate, manipulate, and measure a phenomenon in an experiment, it is not a legitimate object of knowledge. This renders history, ethics, love, and justice mere matters of opinion.

Example: Dismissing the concept of systemic racism because "you can't run a controlled experiment on society." Experiment bias confuses one powerful tool for knowledge with the definition of knowledge itself, rendering most of human experience allegedly unknowable.

by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026

The full Emily=eMc3 experience

1. Brace yourself for the fictional fever-dream film fest about Emily – a fun-sized fury with a butt that could derail trains and bankrupt thirst traps worldwide. She’s the unicorn every guy’s chasing, but in a hilariously cruel universe glitch, she only lands with the most unworthy schmucks, like bros who clip their toenails in public or ghost their own reflections. Her epic saga of facepalm-worthy choices? First-ballot Hall of Fame immortality – decisions so legendarily lousy, they make Russian roulette seem like a safe bet. Tagged as a “menace with a side of mayhem,” a “Molotov cocktail in mini form,” and “psycho energy” that’s basically a Red Bull-fueled apocalypse, she’s the viral legend you idolize from afar and the cautionary tale that has your grandma clutching her pearls. She brawls with her demons like a non-stop underground fight club in her skull, reigns supreme as the worst driver in recorded history (think penguin on ice skates piloting a rocket), yet she’s loyal AF – the type to go down with the ship even if it’s a flaming kiddie pool. Plug into this crazy at your own peril; it’s the ride that leaves you equal parts exhilarated and filing for emotional bankruptcy.

“That vacation hookup? The full Emily=eMc3 Experience – she drove us off a cliff (metaphorically, thank God), battled her demons over brunch mimosas, stayed loyal through the chaos, and we both went down with the ship of bad ideas, emerging as legends in our own therapy sessions.”

by Hellafied February 11, 2026