by Jezza🏝🤤 April 04, 2018
1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.
by TopFrag December 29, 2018
by expressbenjamin20 March 13, 2020
by Belinda O'hewerdine February 12, 2018
The sexual act that requires a sick person to perform. You will create a 5-course meal inside a woman’s vagina.
Supplies needed: Ketchup bottle, human shit, chunky milk, old man toe nails, Joe Biden’s pubic hair, and glass.
Step one: find a girl (optional)
Step two: when you are having sexual intercourse suggest that you guys eat first
Step three: accidentally spill the ketchup and chunky milk in the vagina
Step four: by this step she will be fine with you putting whatever you want in there so pull down your pants and take a shit
Step five: spread the shit around
Step six: insert the human toe nails into the shit like a chocolate chip pancake
Step seven: begin to eat the chocolate chip pancake
Step eight: put Joe Biden’s pubic hair around the meal to add extra flavor
Step nine: break a glass bottle inside the vagina and leave the room as fast as you can
Step ten: run to the grocery store and ask Craig from deli to join
Step eleven: watch Craig from deli eat the chunky chocolate chip pancake vagina
Step twelve: go celebrate by playing warzone
Supplies needed: Ketchup bottle, human shit, chunky milk, old man toe nails, Joe Biden’s pubic hair, and glass.
Step one: find a girl (optional)
Step two: when you are having sexual intercourse suggest that you guys eat first
Step three: accidentally spill the ketchup and chunky milk in the vagina
Step four: by this step she will be fine with you putting whatever you want in there so pull down your pants and take a shit
Step five: spread the shit around
Step six: insert the human toe nails into the shit like a chocolate chip pancake
Step seven: begin to eat the chocolate chip pancake
Step eight: put Joe Biden’s pubic hair around the meal to add extra flavor
Step nine: break a glass bottle inside the vagina and leave the room as fast as you can
Step ten: run to the grocery store and ask Craig from deli to join
Step eleven: watch Craig from deli eat the chunky chocolate chip pancake vagina
Step twelve: go celebrate by playing warzone
“Hey Craig from deli remember when we performed that Dickhead McGee on that spanish cougar”
“Yeah bro good times, sadly I have a family now so I can’t do that as often”
“Yeah bro good times, sadly I have a family now so I can’t do that as often”
by Danny Double DD January 24, 2021
Always with their best friends and time to time be a dick but there a good person and acts like a dinosaw
by Scrubber dove aha November 24, 2019
by Sexydannah1 October 26, 2017