My friend’s five year old: “Oh, look! A Halloween eagle!”
Me: *to myself* wow, never again will this be bird formerly-known-as-crow will be called anything but Halloween eagle.. this child will lead our species into a golden age
Me: *to myself* wow, never again will this be bird formerly-known-as-crow will be called anything but Halloween eagle.. this child will lead our species into a golden age
by DxVxUS Assassin October 31, 2021
Get the Crowmug. A bird of the genus Corvus, typically depicted as a symbol of death, misery, or wickedness. Crows are intelligent, emotional animals said to hold lifelong grudges and never forget faces.
Though sometimes they’re less menacing and more like evil seagulls.
Though sometimes they’re less menacing and more like evil seagulls.
by FunnyName June 20, 2021
Get the Crowmug. Jim Crow of a Different Color: trying to atone for racism of the past by adopting racist practices today.
DEI initiatives that discriminate against white people in favor of other races work just like the Jim Crow policies of the post Civil War era, are Jim Crow of a Different Color.
by Puchin March 19, 2023
Get the Jim Crow of a Different Colormug. Bored Crow, a person with no social life or hobbies who spent the majority of their free time shitposting and annoying people online. But the memes are fire so people like them.
by 1NicerAccount December 20, 2022
Get the Bored Crowmug. by Poopyboy420 March 24, 2022
Get the Crows Marrymug. A rare breed of roller pigeon, most likely resulting from a deliberate cross of the Galatz Roller and Berlin Long Faced Tumpler by San Francisco area fanciers. With dramatic dark black plumage and elongated features, it is easy to differentiate from other common urban doves. Both males and females develop vivid reddish-orange rictal bristles when fully mature. The shade of orange is often compared to the international orange of San Francisco's famous Golden Gate Bridge.
A pair of Storm Crows, long-shanked and imperturbable, parted the roiling mass of doves on the street below, like a hot blade through crème fraîche
by Saxonshield415 July 14, 2022
Get the Storm Crowmug. by cfm21 October 21, 2014
Get the crowing of the cockmug.