Thanksgiving

Dressing your girlfriend in an Indian costume, then shoving stuffing up her ass and then beating the shit outta her.

I just went Thanksgiving on that bitch!

by TurkeyPunchin' November 3, 2009

thanksgiving turkey

When you jam stuffing into a womans vagina and then spit roast her.

Hey lets give that bitch a thanksgiving turkey!

by GUY091 September 5, 2006

Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash

A holiday version of the Portuguese Breakfast, sort of. When a male fills a female's vagina with stuffing and cranberry sauce. The male then inserts his penis, and rams the female very hard, as to smash the stuffing and the cranberry sauce into a mess. The female then lets the contents drip from her vagina.

Lawrence gave Morgan the ol' Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash over the break, according to anonymous sources

by miley cyrus is stupid December 1, 2010

thanksgiving

when you stuff a turkey in a womans vagina then fuck the turkey

after we thanksgiving martha we eat the turkey,stuffing and all.

by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006

Thanksgrieving

The experience of grieving on Thanksgiving Day, usually accompanied with loneliness and self-pity whilst others are grateful for life and enjoying a bountiful feast with family and friends. One tries to be thankful for their blessings, but their inner sorrow defeats all surrounding joy.

Nicole: "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Jay: "Thanks, but it's hard feeling happy when I'm so alone."
Nicole: "Dude, you are soooo having a Thanksgrieving. Me too!"
Jay: "Let's drink a bottle of wine."
Nicole: "Cheers!"
Jay: "Here's to Thanksgrieving - Salud!"

by CrazyJay November 17, 2011

Thanks In Advance

Opposite of providing a public service. Quite the contrary; to expect or redeem, to posess a sense of self entitlement

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." And for God's sake, be more responsible than "claiming" to use protection and "claiming" to be a single stay at home mom living high on the hog because you have no choice.

Grow up and get a job already you 30 year old teenager!

High on the hog thanks in advance

by bubbles696969 February 28, 2010

thanksgiving pussy

first, you cook up some delicious thanksgiving food, turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, and hell why not some wine.

then u get in bed with your bitch and stuff mashed potatoes and gravy in her pussy, along with turkey, and wash it down with wine, then you fuck her uncontrollably until the food is in a gooey substance form, then you casually walk out to the table and make her eat it

instead of sitting with the family, me and my bitch had a thanksgiving pussy.

by crustynraunchy January 7, 2008