Tender

Being so high, or stoned that you forget your name, date of birth, or your friends name... all that you can say is dude and laugh. Also, the state of complete lostness and bliss.

Dude... i'm fuckin tender.
Activities to do while tender are munchin', creepin', and sleepin'

by Mengle January 24, 2009

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Legal Tender

The name for a young lady or man who has become of the legal age to have sex. The phrase is in reference to the tenderness of their buttocks.

Did you see that little lass, I wonder if she is legal tender?

by Robert the Hairy December 16, 2011

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Tennessee Swimming Pool

The act of not holding your saliva in your mouth for an hour before giving somebody a blowjob.

Tina Gave me a wicked Awesome Tennessee Swimming Pool yesterday, then swallowed it all.

by Name of the Feather January 17, 2009

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tanner's butt

when one's ass itches after repeatedly going tanning naked

You: My ass itches

Me: Oh you must have tanner's butt

by yoyoyoyoyyo October 19, 2010

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When a group of males ejaculate into a 10 gallon cowboy hat and proceed to dump the contents onto an unsuspecting female.Or could be used to describe the actions of a slutty female attempting to hook up with multiple guys.

Your mom showed up at the bar last nite last night. The boys handed out a good ol tennessee carwash on the house. She sparkled like new.

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Sally's cruising for a tennessee carwash with that skirt.

by Elbo McGuilicutty April 4, 2009

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