handjob tattoo

A wrist tattoo

OMG that girl has a handjob tattoo.
What’s that?
A tattoo on her wrist!

by Nina/Chris August 28, 2020

Tattoos before cATs

When you are close to a bro, so you get tattoos with each other before you get cats

Hey man, tattooos before CATs?
Hell ya!
Tattoos before cATs

by ghjk12 June 28, 2020

Anniehilation tattoo

A tattoo that used to say “Annie” but now says “Anniehilation” because dude got dumped by Annie.

Annie said she saw you last week. She said your Anniehilation tattoo made her feel uncomfortable. Because it said “Anniehilation”.

by whooer's your daddy April 14, 2019

Tattoo anthem

A tattoo which has an anthem of it's own.

I did a tattoo of the national animal of India - the tiger , for which I have a tattoo anthem.

by doodling June 30, 2011

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 26, 2022

Gateway tattoo

A shit tattoo you get abroad as an excuse to get more

“I’m using this (small, badly done tattoo) as a gateway tattoo to get more”

by Up the Tics November 30, 2019

Ho-Tattoos

Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoos on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.

I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she has a bunch of ho-tattoos. She’s naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.

by stokelycalm January 19, 2024