Tard/Re-tard
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tard weeding
the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.
Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.
tard weeding by hottapantsa January 22, 2007
Tard of the Day
when someones so retarded, they dont deserve the 're'
used as an insult to a friend who has done something paricually stupid, or retarded. Two or more people must agree that this person is a retard. They are stuck with this title for the remainder of the day and must hang their heads in 'tarded shame.
used as an insult to a friend who has done something paricually stupid, or retarded. Two or more people must agree that this person is a retard. They are stuck with this title for the remainder of the day and must hang their heads in 'tarded shame.
Becca: *comes into school wearing odd shoes*
group of scene friends: TARD OF THE DAY
Becca: *hangs head in shame*
group of scene friends: TARD OF THE DAY
Becca: *hangs head in shame*
Tard of the Day by Lips.Like.Morphine May 3, 2007
Tard Claw
A plastic spoon that is turned inside out. It has multiple purposes including- a ladel, a back scratcher, a weapon that is quick at the draw, a reaching device, if flipped the other way a spoon, and many more.
Tard Claw by I am tard claw July 26, 2011