Flex tape

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.
by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020
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black tape

An audio or video recording that is sealed from the public. Done mainly by governments and large companies. Should the tape leak, they lose a lot of credibility.
The black tapes of the oval office were seized by Nixon so he couldn't get impeached.
by ChinPingas March 20, 2023
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tail tape

Do you have any tail tape? I need to wipe my ass.
by Frankiemal1 March 15, 2020
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Halucinaton Tape

Halucinarion Tapebis awesome. I LOVE LIGht show and WILSON. ep
Wilsooon!!!! -Halucinaton Tape
by A 14 yr old kid who is bored February 14, 2022
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Flex Tape

A weapon used to gag your enemy or strangle the by wrapping it around their neck.
by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019
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Tapes

An adjective for a man that gets lots of chicks. Derives from a man with such a large penis that he has to tape it to his leg before he goes out.
Guy 1: Todd is going home with another 10! That's the 5th one this week!
Guy 2: That guy tapes man.
by gogojuke June 18, 2017
mugGet the Tapesmug.

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