Talking Gus 

To be talking utter shit.

"I got scouted by Man United once"
"Shut up your clearly talking gus again"

Talking Gus by Steve Crow May 9, 2007

Talking Pony

When a person is talking absolute and utter annoying nonsense at you, and you can’t get away.

What did he say to you?
Ah nothing he was talking pony.

Talking Pony by b77 March 30, 2015

Taking old one eye to the optometrist 

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

Taking old one eye to the optometrist by Dano69 November 14, 2006

tanning sock

putting a sock over your weiner to keep it from getting sunburnt while tanning.

i used the ol' tanning sock to keep my giblets from roasting

tanning sock by k-mads March 25, 2008

Talking Wet

When someone is talking nonsense

No Sarah-Dimmer you are so talking wet

Talking Wet by Louey Willi November 30, 2017

taking carrie to the prom 

A more vivid way of telling someone that you're menstruating.

I wish I had been born with a penis.

taking carrie to the prom by Asspirate November 7, 2004

Taking Back Sunday 

The act in which one, once again, seizes Sunday

"Hey, Buddy. There is another Crusade upon us!" "And what will that be?" "Taking back Sunday!"

Taking Back Sunday by tax0r March 6, 2005