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Spaff Tanks

God, just had a mighty wank, my spaff tanks are knackered
by demodays June 7, 2020
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Bear Tank

a person who breakes big objects with smaller objects using his/hers own phyical strengh and mental stamina, the hulk is a bear tank because of his destructive nature.
bear tank smash big rock with smaller rock
by Bear Tank August 2, 2010
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tank shot

When a guy cums so hard in a girl he kills her.
what's the cause of death coroner?

coroner: tank shot
by z_man11 June 23, 2019
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manatee tank

Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.
Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.
by mightywurlitzer February 10, 2019
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hammer tanked

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
by Leukocyte December 20, 2008
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Flying tanks

A tank manufactured by pivot joints. They can be propelled upward with an unknown force at unspeakable velocities. They are usually colored a dark green. They use their weight as an advantage to drop themselves on top of buildings and people. The best known pilots of these tanks have a youtube channel called Flyingtanks.
O god, a flock flying tanks. May god help us...
by ItstheEDN January 19, 2009
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Swank The Tank

A wanna be party boy trying to be like frank the tank from old school but is really nothing like it at all. Will usually go to a party and maybe sip a beer, then lie and say he is wasted.
A: "Dude im totally wasted right now!!"
B: "I saw you poor your first beer out in the sink. Your acting like Swank The Tank."
by jchig307 August 6, 2009
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