taint massage

Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.

Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!

by COYBOY NIC May 16, 2018

taint bath

When you blow a wet close raspberry on a taint so your tongue just barely touches for a wax on wax off cleaning. Then once you feel its clean you blow on it to send cold chills up the taint owners back as you air dry it.

My girls taint is sooooo fresh and clean. I gave her a taint bath she will never forget.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

Taint Whip

When struggling to maintain an erection during intercourse due to excess alcohol consumption, rather than penetration the flaccid penis just slaps against the taint

Brah #1: What happened to you last night?
Brah #2: I left the bar with that chick that girl who thought Sandra Bullock was the funniest talent in Hollywood, but instead of laying the pipe, the combination of Long Island Iced Teas and her recital of lines from The Heat caused me to taint whip for 3 hours until we both gave up.

by FakeTucci January 18, 2015

rusty taint

The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.

Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.

by Mr. Spaztastic March 1, 2022

stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

by poopy pants fucktard January 23, 2016

taint shards

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit

I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards

by CandyFrank October 21, 2021

Taint Muffin

Someone who is being annoying and mean

Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.

by PooBob April 17, 2021