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Jonas Thrust

When your penis is very small and you thrust your hips upwards very violently while having sex to create the illusion that your penis is larger than it is.
Sally didn't really seem into it last night, so I gave her the Jonas Thrust!
by FedoraLovr March 19, 2015
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thrusted

alaina real thrusted all she do is stay gone
by lundyn January 28, 2019
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thrust co

A group formed in 2005, to bring together thrusters all over the world. the participents are those who have an uncontrollable desire to thrust in public places and occasionally get photographs of their obscene behaviour.

members are extremely arroused by minimal experiences of thrust.
thrust co says: "THRUST AWAY MEISTRO!"
by The Lust For Lauren October 24, 2006
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Wood thrusting

Where a man is sexually deprived and leads his fun to nature.
Basically. A Man thrusting his penis in/between trees to get sexual pleasure.
Dave: Hey Jim. Have you ever put your penis between a split tree and thrusted between it?
Jim: Oh you mean Wood Thrusting? Me and my son do that every sunday.
by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009
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German Thrust Fork

In a three-some (two men, one woman), when each of the males performs anal sex with each other after recently excreting. Then taking a fork and scraping off any "poo" residue from their penis' and then both ejaculating onto the fork. Finally, taking the fork and inserting the fork into the woman's vagina then hand feeding her the substance(s).
Me and Mark gave Janine a German Thrust Fork!
by vulgardisplayofmurder June 10, 2009
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saitan thrust

when a guy works out for 11 teen years striaght then gets rele worked up about fucking a girl and is so excited and full of energy that he thrusts her so hard her pelvis breaks (the thrust is so powerful thats it seems like the person called apon saitanic powers)
oh man i gave ur mom a saitan thrust last night and now shes in the hospital
by jables1525 January 20, 2009
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Thrustice

Thrust the Spear of Justice into the enemy while shouting Thrustice!
"THRUSTICE!"
by Thrustice of Justice May 3, 2014
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