Toilet joint

A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.
Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess
by Souls_fan April 04, 2023
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Toilet girl

A toilet girl is an “influencer” who gets a paid for trip to Dubai, just to end up chained to a toilet and getting fuc*ed in the mouth by rich men
“Becky is so hot dude but she was just at this huge yacht in Dubai so I’m worried that she was a toilet girl
by Adrewski tateiocovich July 22, 2022
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Human Toilet

Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
My partner and their friends come over on Saturdays to use me as their human toilet.
by sis24pig July 27, 2023
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toilet squatter

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.
by rattyiggle April 22, 2020
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Toilet Vomit

When taking an upper decker while having diarrhea. Making the next flush look like the toilet is vomiting.
dude I took a piss and the toilet vomited!! That's my queue to leave.
by Mr.0range1981 August 06, 2010
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toilet-trash

Adjective

A term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.

Noun
Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.
adj: “Fuck that restauraunt, the food is toilet-trash.”, “Miley Cyrus’ new album is toilet-trashy af.” ; noun : “We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party”, “Don’t park here. The toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit.”
by boardshaw November 09, 2020
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Toilet Case

Refers to Republican, right wing, christian men who engage in secret bathroom sex.
Can also be applied to these same people that post spread butthole pics to grinder.
Hypocrite.
Toilet case R Sen. Joe "Toe Tapper" Handwhacker of Alabama was caught in a Tuscaloosa toilet sting conducted by local law enforcement after complaint by locals.
by DrRubbish April 30, 2016
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