Toffee dodger

When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.

Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.

Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.

Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee

Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX

by jimmythehat1234 June 14, 2011

ToFu

The excuse for anything remotely food-like.

Woo! We're having tofu for dinner!

by GCG December 7, 2003

tofin

Someone who is too good-looking not to notice.

Yaoh! She is tofin for you, man!

by Doktah See March 26, 2004

Tofu

'Tofu' as used to describe a person. Tofu is a bland and tasteless food item on its own. It is only when you add it to a dish full of meats and vegetables that it takes on the flavoring of all its around and becomes something.

Tony joined a gym and now he's all in the meathead scene. Total tofu

by Mr_Andy June 27, 2013

tofel

a bitch

You r sucha tofel

by none of yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ June 20, 2003

tofu

The 2nd most elite pro-gamer of all time, second only to redknob who has legions of fan-bois everywhere and I could never be as good as him.

He is my hero!

Damn, tofu's skillz are l33t

by Rissole October 12, 2004

Toffee

That politically incorrect beverage originating from adding coffee to your partly brewed cup of tea. Usually prepared in the morning, whilst still half asleep, toffee is yet to hit the supermarket shelves.

well, you can imagine my plutz as I took a large mouthful of what I expected to be coffee, but it turned out to be toffee..and I had used the last of the sugar!

by craigie August 22, 2007