The theory that if one acts like a dick to a dick, all that results is a pile of gayness. Usually applied to internet arguements.
by Dervishx5 December 14, 2008
Get the dick theorymug. its wear u start to masterbate at the same time ur pereants decide to start having sex so u dont know wether its the porn making those grunts or ur pearents
Teenager 1: i was watching porn last night but i think my perants where doing it so i couldnt tell what was making the sounds my computer or my mum....
Teenager 2: the ashley theory
Teenager 2: the ashley theory
by DUdd3 October 22, 2010
Get the the ashley theorymug. he's into singstar, doesn't mind shopping and puts down the toilet seat. he isn't gay, just gay in theory.
"did jack just say he's getting into interior decorating?"
"don't worry about it... he's just gay in theory."
"did jack just say he's getting into interior decorating?"
"don't worry about it... he's just gay in theory."
by Citronic January 28, 2009
Get the gay in theorymug. 1. a useless thing.
2. what to call something when it never seems to work out.
3. an imaginary thing to invoke when you feel helpless and "confoozed".
4. imaginary friends or delusions that people can stand to be around you (even on the internet).
5. a pointless thing
2. what to call something when it never seems to work out.
3. an imaginary thing to invoke when you feel helpless and "confoozed".
4. imaginary friends or delusions that people can stand to be around you (even on the internet).
5. a pointless thing
(a-area51) Lightning struck my house last night and my laptop was damaged.
(b-area51) Swarm Theory is on the move again…
(b-area51) Swarm Theory is on the move again…
by Gut Ted Pig March 1, 2009
Get the Swarm Theorymug. a stratagem or manoeuvre employed by a powerful person, community or nation to suppress the voice of a weak person, community or nation.
The USA always uses the gag theory to prevent the developing and underdeveloped countries from having their say in major decisions relating to world affairs.
by uttam maharjan March 26, 2010
Get the gag theorymug. Fucking Magic.If some One Doesnt Know How SomeThing works simply tell them it works because of the FM Theory
by skippyb February 19, 2009
Get the FM Theorymug. 1. The closer you live to Friesland (a province in the north of Holland), the more stubborn you are.
Person 1: Dude, that guy is so stubborn!
Person 2: Yeah, he's from Friesland.
Person 1: Yeah totaly true!
Person 2: Yup.. It confirms the Friesland theory again..
Person 2: Yeah, he's from Friesland.
Person 1: Yeah totaly true!
Person 2: Yup.. It confirms the Friesland theory again..
by Nederland July 31, 2012
Get the Friesland theorymug.