Thanos

Big old juicy eggplant waiting for African babies to go lurking around his swamp looking for his next meal

big purple-just basically an eggplant with a purple ballsack physical attached to his chin

has the might fisty and frisky gauntlet used as a fisting device for maximum pain and suffering

Thanos is specially referred to as a pedophile lurking for underage children

hey Osama bin laden

Thanos is lurking around the school lurking for his prey underage children.

by Thanos Is A Pedephile November 18, 2020

thanos

gay noob that got raised by barney and purple rasins

barney and thanos had sex

by thqnos's dick May 7, 2019

Thanos

When yes

"The balance has been yeeted" -Thanos

by adamthegoat September 4, 2019

thanos

A mentally challenged, purple man who plans to bring peace to the universe using his foreign rizz and colorful rock collection. Can bench a whole ass spaceship, so don't get too close.

Ah, Thanos adopted another wacko orphan.

by Righteous-mcmuffin04 May 17, 2023

thanos

the annoying turd in the bowl that will never flush, it comes out in a snap but even when you get a bunch of superheroes to get rid of this poop it just wont go away even after 22 movies

dude someone left a thanos in the bowl, call the avengers!

by Jimjimjimmyjim May 6, 2021

Thanos

A big bitch who has no feelings for anything. He is a big purple buttcheek who kills the universe like an asswhole like hitler.

I’m gonna snap that booty like Thanos did.

by Hifhhv April 21, 2019

do thanos wrist

Shove your left hand up your anus and snap yourself out of existence

Jimmy Savile: I LOVE KIDS

Decent lad: do thanos wrist

by BlitzRain July 2, 2022