swing voter

(n) 1. one who is unable to make a decision
2. a bisexual

Bush and Dick spend a lot of time in the red-light district trying to woo swing voters.

by BeardedFatass October 1, 2004

Dung Swing Ball

Shit on a string

Person #1: Let's play Dung Swing Ball!

Person #2: That's the shit!

by Dung Swing Ball March 13, 2010

Swinging Dick Of Doom

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.

In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.

a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"

by Swinging Dick Of Doom May 10, 2011

Big dick swinging

When someone brags about something that isn't worth bragging about

Guy 1: Yo. I just got a new Xbox controller and it's custom.
Guy 2: Big dick swinging.

by 69420yoloswagen69 May 8, 2018

Kentucky Tire Swing

A conventional seat swing , made of a person of colour, with said person's head and feet tied to a position where he acts like a board.

Did you hear that Donald trump made a lot of Kentucky Tire Swings when he was younger?

by BajejUnited March 15, 2021

Fresh off the swings

Someone who is acting child'ish. Or someone who is not of legal age.

Bro your girl was hella Fresh off the swings when she saw me flurtin with all these sluthers.

OR

Foo, you know this Fisher Price can't scoop up any brew, hes Fresh off the swings!

by 2DotDee July 9, 2011

Arkansas Tire Swing

A branch of the family tree so convoluted due to incest that it has become circular and rubbery.

We can't blame him for his stupidity. His mother got knocked up by her dad, which he is his mother's brother, his own nephew, uncle, and his dad's grandson. The whole family is a real Arkansas tire swing.

by dwinters January 29, 2014