by PorkyPyg December 23, 2007
Get the plastic dump truckmug. Term for someone who is open-minded enough to adopt an untenable theory (often some kind of crackpot conspiracy), yet close-minded enough to reject all criticism of that theory. The combination of echoing empty space and solid, impenetrable plastic makes rational communication impossible.
I tell you, this Illinois lottery result proves that Obama is the antichrist. You're wasting your time arguing with me, I have a plastic empty head.
by Face of a Clam August 12, 2010
Get the plastic empty headmug. A person or organisation secretly funded by the plastic industry who knowingly picks and chooses from modern research to create pro-plastic propaganda. Even when faced with undeniable photographic and scientific evidence, they will continue to claim that plastic pollution is fabricated by charities and the 'mainstream media' to misappropriate money. Possibly hates turtles.
A 'world-renowned expert' with dubious income source gave a short statement proving himself to be a Plastic Pollution Denier, "Plastic isn't the problem. People are. Why don't we just bury it? There's no shortage of holes"
by Seariously? July 6, 2023
Get the Plastic Pollution Deniermug. A tongue-in-cheek nickname for the video game series Guitar Hero and Rock Band, as well as other related or similar games where you use a guitar-shaped controller (“plastic guitar”), such as Clone Hero or GuitarFreaks.
“we’ve reached the pinnacle of plastic guitar game mastery” (on a video of a 5-second meme chart on Clone Hero)
by cutesy pastel living doll April 19, 2021
Get the plastic guitar gamemug. When there is a female with a nice body but and ugly face and you use a plastic bag to cover up their face.
John: look at those double D's!
Joe: she has a big hairy mole though!
John: Yeah, but you could plastic bag special her, for sure
Joe: she has a big hairy mole though!
John: Yeah, but you could plastic bag special her, for sure
by Jonnycake145627 June 7, 2011
Get the Plastic Bag Specialmug. "How was that chick you hooked up with last night?"
"She was terrible! She was nothing but a plastic fuck doll!"
"She was terrible! She was nothing but a plastic fuck doll!"
by Anonymous4564 May 3, 2009
Get the Plastic Fuck Dollmug. A person who:
A) Changes the team they support
B) Supports more than one team
C) Has never been to see their team
Common misconceptions surrounding Plastic Fans suggest that they might know very little about the club’s history. However, in an attempt to overcompensate their shortcomings as a fan they meticulously research their club’s history a lot. If someone had supported another club/s then switched to their local, they are still considered to be plastic. The television or a stadium tour is not applicable to seeing your club play. You may only switch teams if your current goes into liquidation or relocates away.
These are the rules to see if you are a plastic fan. If you adhere to any of the above rules, you are a plastic fan.
A) Changes the team they support
B) Supports more than one team
C) Has never been to see their team
Common misconceptions surrounding Plastic Fans suggest that they might know very little about the club’s history. However, in an attempt to overcompensate their shortcomings as a fan they meticulously research their club’s history a lot. If someone had supported another club/s then switched to their local, they are still considered to be plastic. The television or a stadium tour is not applicable to seeing your club play. You may only switch teams if your current goes into liquidation or relocates away.
These are the rules to see if you are a plastic fan. If you adhere to any of the above rules, you are a plastic fan.
Person 1: Did you know Spurs were the first team to do the double in 1961
Person 2: You’ve haven’t been supporting them for long you plastic fan. Bet you’ve never been to a match
Person 1: No but I had a stadium tour for my birthday
Person 3: I thought you supported Southend United anyway
Person 1: Yes, I do as well
Person 2: You’re so plastic
Person 1: No I’m not, I support both a lot. Did you know that Spurs won…
All: Shut up.
Person 2: You’ve haven’t been supporting them for long you plastic fan. Bet you’ve never been to a match
Person 1: No but I had a stadium tour for my birthday
Person 3: I thought you supported Southend United anyway
Person 1: Yes, I do as well
Person 2: You’re so plastic
Person 1: No I’m not, I support both a lot. Did you know that Spurs won…
All: Shut up.
by TheCollins’EnglishDictionary January 31, 2020
Get the Plastic Fanmug.