Midnight dilemma

Late at night at around 12-4AM, The internal conflict on whether to go and piss, or stay in your nice warm bed.

Eric woke up at 3 in the morning and had a midnight dilemma.

by GABE NEWELL HAS MADE EP3! September 18, 2011

midnight cobbler

Local slang for a cobbler that repairs shoes in the night and performs.... other deeds.

"I'm sorry, what? A midnight cobbler?"
"A midnight gobbler, if you will."

by Slosheimer August 17, 2023

midnight cocksucker

A person that kisses ass to another but does secretly behind everyone's back

Vince is midnight cocksucker. He talked to the boss last night after we left to tell on us

by Scorpio1386 August 23, 2021

six to midnight

Is a way to say that one has flipped his erection into his waistband. To hide the bulge.

Our waitress was so hot, after dinner i had to do a six to midnight so no one could tell.

by Frankestein September 22, 2009

Midnight Blue

A mixture between Blue Moon and Guiness.

Hey, barkeep, two Midnight Blues.

by Jerfull December 31, 2009

Midnight Sailor

After an extremely drunk one-night stand, when the girl is passed out drunk, you piss and outline around her body before sneaking out of the house.

I'm really glad I drank all that beer last night, It took a lot of piss to give that fat girl the ol' midnight sailor.

by OKCsavage May 30, 2009

Midnight Special

Noun. 1. An urgent, extremely uncomfortable diarrhea attack that happens in the middle of the night, usually resulting from a night of drinking and Mexican food. 2. Waking up in the middle of the night to make a painful bowel movement. Inspired by the CCR hit song of the same name.

I didn't sleep well last night, I had a visit from the Midnight Special.

by artrock80 February 27, 2009