A female wrongly categorized into the order of Homo sapien ( it is in fact homo-americanus-very-retardus).
These females wrongly brought up by their neglecting parents are constantly linger inside and around mall's, mostly aimlessly wandering. A lot of times they emit a very loud and annoying mating call that some humans mistakenly identify as 'laughter', however, it is not. In fact, it is a mating call for the mall dogs, which are in the order of cockroachus-uncultured-pigus-americanus. Both of these animals frequent the mall, are extremely annoying, too loud, obnoxious, disrespectful and unintelligent. Their calling card is channel no5, 1 liter of diluted starbugs 'coffee' (instant cancerus-horsepissus). When startled, especially the black variants will resolve for their primal instincts, which are: anger tantrums, high pitched screaming, jaggy, irregular movements, and dark wizard chants, most commonly 'Watup ma nigga' 'Lesss go ma nigga'. When encountering these vile creatures dispose of them humanely or inhumanely by kicking them out of the mall, returning them to the hospitals in which they were born or deporting them to a designated wild life reserve known as Ethiopia.
These females wrongly brought up by their neglecting parents are constantly linger inside and around mall's, mostly aimlessly wandering. A lot of times they emit a very loud and annoying mating call that some humans mistakenly identify as 'laughter', however, it is not. In fact, it is a mating call for the mall dogs, which are in the order of cockroachus-uncultured-pigus-americanus. Both of these animals frequent the mall, are extremely annoying, too loud, obnoxious, disrespectful and unintelligent. Their calling card is channel no5, 1 liter of diluted starbugs 'coffee' (instant cancerus-horsepissus). When startled, especially the black variants will resolve for their primal instincts, which are: anger tantrums, high pitched screaming, jaggy, irregular movements, and dark wizard chants, most commonly 'Watup ma nigga' 'Lesss go ma nigga'. When encountering these vile creatures dispose of them humanely or inhumanely by kicking them out of the mall, returning them to the hospitals in which they were born or deporting them to a designated wild life reserve known as Ethiopia.
Look at those girls! They're screaming, barely wearing anything, in their pajamas, wearing crocks!
Those aren't girls. They're mall cats. Brainless beings destined to wander the malls of America, annoying the happen-to passing by Europeans.
Those aren't girls. They're mall cats. Brainless beings destined to wander the malls of America, annoying the happen-to passing by Europeans.
by CulturedEuropean May 8, 2023
Get the Mall Catmug. A new brand called Mall of Bags is on the rise. They will be offering a variety of bag options across all categories, including women, men, and children.
by jassmine06 December 17, 2023
Get the Mall of Bagsmug. Not be confused with mall hauler or rock krawler, a Mall Krawler is truck,SUV, or Jeep completely modified with a lift kit, massive off road tires, bright lights, a winch, and all sorts of other off road gear. However, this vehicle has never and will never see a spec of dirt in it's life, not even a dirt trail, but instead be used only as a daily driver. Also known as a brodozzer
by icantthinkofausername777 May 21, 2019
Get the Mall Krawlermug. An enclosed or open-air shopping center with a high vacancy rate, most likely completely shut down. If not shut down, the mall's main anchors must be hanging on for dear life. Dead malls are usually torn down to make way for a lifestyle center.
Brenda: "Hey Harold, the Urbantown Center mall's main anchors just shut down! I wonder what'll happen now since its a dead mall!"
Harold: "As I said, it'll be run over by a nasty lifestyle center."
Harold: "As I said, it'll be run over by a nasty lifestyle center."
by zRxvr March 27, 2022
Get the dead mallmug. A new brand called Mall of Bags is on the rise. They will be offering a variety of bag options across all categories, including women, men, and children. They've even mentioned specially selected bags. We're keeping an eye on it.
by jassmine06 December 17, 2023
Get the Mall of Bagsmug. by $getrich November 21, 2023
Get the mally mallmug. by Small money May 18, 2018
Get the $mall møneymug.