Appartment Junk

One who lives in an a appartment, with is mom at Cascade Ghettos (Meadows)

White kid who wears cargo shorts all the time and is a coon and lives in appartment junk

by Bellingham44 January 6, 2010

the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!

Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!

by josh January 14, 2005

Junk Fist

When you place ones fist in someones genitals with great force. AKA Cock Punch

So Jamie is walking down the street whe steve grabs her boob without permission. Jamie immidatly gives him the Junk Fist dropping Steve to the ground holding his balls and screaming three octaves higher.

by The fat ogre of ABQ July 30, 2009

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep.

by Matty Firm June 14, 2022

Space Junk

Abandoned Facebook Groups, Blogs, and web sites that float meaninglessly through cyberspace. Named after the tons of Space Age detritus in orbit around the Earth.

"Find any good blogs about John Kerry?"

"Nothing but space junk"

by TMegg May 12, 2009

junk hog

One who uses way more than enough junk or heroin to maintain a proper existance.

Bill said Mikey the hat was the biggest junk hog on the East Coast, but I think it is Sammy the Jam.

by miosis April 4, 2006

junk comb

The sexual act of finishing oneself off in your partners hair.

I pulled out of Clarissa all hot and wet, then went scalp-side to give her auburn locks the junk comb.

by clabarge December 12, 2007