A mid-ass ski/snowboard resort located in buttfuck nowhere, Vernon, New Jersey. Also known to locals as “creek.” The “mountain” is only about 1,000 feet, if that. It’s decent for New Jersey/New York, but complete ass compared to anywhere else.
Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.
South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.
Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.
South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.
Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
“you guys wanna get f**ked up at mountain creek this weekend?”
“you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
“you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
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*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
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