Vulcan Clap

(aka the Vulcan High Five) The act of inserting the index and middle fingers in the pussy and the ring and pinky fingers in the ass. Inserting the second hand the same way and proceeding to clap or high five yourself.

Joe: How did it go with Jenny ?
Tom: It was the best, I gave her the Vulcan Clap.

by Vulcan++ June 28, 2018

Cancer Clap

The act performed when "packing" a pack of cigarettes. Typically the smoker will utilize the thumb and forefinger of the dominant hand, pinching the pack of cigarettes with the top of the pack facing down. The pack is then smacked against the palm of the opposite hand.

Joe, "Don't you think those smokes are dead?"
Man, "I'm clapping for cancer."
Joe, "ah. The good 'old Cancer Clap."

by SgtMaj July 2, 2012

bum clap

When two bum cheeks slap together as air is passed through the anus.

Jerry just had the loudest bum clap.

by LaLa1982 March 19, 2014

I’m Clapping

A universal word explaining happiness or anger. Can be used to state how someone feels about something that has happened.

This bitch really stole my text book, I’m clapping hard as fuck!

Oh my god, Zack just asked me out! I’m clapping!

by Saculcm June 13, 2018

Clapping Cheeks

The term “Clapping Cheeks” is a term that should not be taken lightly or as a joke. It is a glorious thing that could also end in chaos. When two thiccies go at it hard, the force between thrusts is so astronomical that it can cause dimentia, herpagonasyphalis, and can result in a torn rectum. Clapping Cheeks should only be done by sexual animals.

Damn Jerry, what’d you two do last night? I heard those you Clapping Cheeks from down the street!

by Taint Lord May 24, 2019

And Then They All Clapped

a phrase used typically after someone had told an unrealistic or unbelievable story.

1: and then I jumped off the plane, fell a thousand feet and landed perfectly in the middle of the city square just in time

2: yeah, And Then They All Clapped.

by whocaresanyway.jpg August 27, 2019

Courtesy Clap

the act of clapping because you feel bad for the person(s) you are clapping for. It starts out sounding like a slow clap.

Guy 1: did you go to the convention center to see the glue presentation?

Guy 2: Yeah, but there wasn't alot of people in the seats, and the ones who clapped gave a courtesy clap.


This sort of clapping is seen at churches, schools, business meetings, etc.

by umop ep!sdn December 9, 2008