Thanos

He's a purple daddy with a big ass who's killed many, many people.

"Hey have you seen infinity war, Rob?" Todd asked
"Yeah and I thought Thanos was an awful person for killing Peter Parker."

by SexyMaster69whosmoke#420 January 16, 2020

Thanos

An angry grape with an octuple butt chin who needs some shiny rocks for his gold mitten.

Thanos is fat and furious.

by ZeldaFan643 July 4, 2019

Thanos

This big rotten grape that likes to collect minerals so he can kill half the population and make life insurance in debt
Also wears a but plug so ant man no explode in his big butt

Thanos: "snaps"
Life insurance"is now bankrupt"
Thanos"Ha! lol

by heufhwiuphdpwa October 24, 2019

Thanos

Super handsome avengers villain who will smash you to death if you just ask kindly

Thanos is my daddy and only mine

by Mr.Daddy12 March 13, 2019

Thanos

single dad tries to solve world with his rock collection

Thanos: "Should've gone for the head"

by cowboyjim February 7, 2020

Thanos

To disappear (usually turned to dust)

“Peter Parker got Thanosed”

by K. Johns January 24, 2019

Thanos

Lost his normal chin in a tragic battle with meth

Thanos is sexy

by Tyler is coming to eat my ass May 9, 2019