swing voter

(n) 1. one who is unable to make a decision
2. a bisexual
Bush and Dick spend a lot of time in the red-light district trying to woo swing voters.
by BeardedFatass October 02, 2004
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Dung Swing Ball

Person #1: Let's play Dung Swing Ball!

Person #2: That's the shit!
by Dung Swing Ball March 13, 2010
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Swinging Dick Of Doom

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.

In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.
a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"
by Swinging Dick Of Doom April 20, 2011
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Big dick swinging

When someone brags about something that isn't worth bragging about
Guy 1: Yo. I just got a new Xbox controller and it's custom.
Guy 2: Big dick swinging.
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Fresh off the swings

Someone who is acting child'ish. Or someone who is not of legal age.
Bro your girl was hella Fresh off the swings when she saw me flurtin with all these sluthers.

OR

Foo, you know this Fisher Price can't scoop up any brew, hes Fresh off the swings!
by 2DotDee July 09, 2011
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Swing da bonk

No set, known definition has been had for this phrase. Often considered slang, this phrase can be placed almost anywhere in any sentence to convey any meaning. This is often confused with the phrase "Swing da boomp" and "Swing da bump"
"Yo, is dat Swedish Fish? Swing da bonk."


by Capeten February 01, 2009
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Arkansas Tire Swing

A branch of the family tree so convoluted due to incest that it has become circular and rubbery.
We can't blame him for his stupidity. His mother got knocked up by her dad, which he is his mother's brother, his own nephew, uncle, and his dad's grandson. The whole family is a real Arkansas tire swing.
by dwinters January 29, 2014
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