skeeter bop

A skeeter bop is a slutty girl. 'Skeeter' refers to the fact that she makes a man cum then 'bops' onto the next guy.

"She is such a little skeeter bop dude!"
"Kandi is such a whore. She is just a skeeter bop"

by SkeeterBopPatrol October 1, 2009

Sweetest Surprise

You didn't see it coming. It feels your soul with light. The feeling is incomparable to anything you had ever hoped for. It's magic.

I never knew what was missing, until now, for I'd never felt completely whole. This is the Sweetest Surprise.

by 134 May 2, 2011

Swivel Sweeper

When you take a midget (Little Person) and spin her on your dick as she shits herself from fear and makes a brown or blackish ring around your bedroom wall.

"I work in the circus so I have seen swivel sweepers all the time, just last week mini-dave the small clown was swiveled, didnt know it could be done with a guy."

by Isostran October 7, 2008

Stop stretching my sweater!

Another way of saying the phrase "Don't push my buttons!"

Annoying little sister: poke poke poke poke poke! ha ha this is fun!!!
Older Sister(doing homework): Stop stretching my sweater!

by Ikillyounow!=) May 16, 2010

sweater vest thursday

The FIRST Thursday of every month, every able body man shall dress with darker wash jeans, white belt, and a sweater vest with a long sleeved half formal shirt under the sweater vest.

Wearing a sweater vest not on the first Thursday of every month is an abomination.

Sweater vests are also chick magnets and totally not gay

bro1: Alright we all know tomorrow is Thursday right?

bro2: hellz yeah bro! sweater vest Thursday!

bro1: yeah bro. lookin stylish and pickin up chicks

by legit legend juggernaut December 9, 2010

fishermans sweater

fisherman's jumper n.

A damp, overly hairy vagina, smelling not too dissimilar to a deep sea trawler captain's wool sweater after hauling in a net full of haddock. 'Having been accustomed all my life to ideals of a feminine nakedness gleaned from classical antiquities, I was somewhat taken aback on my wedding night to find that my young bride had a right old fisherman's jumper between he legs.' (from The Memoirs of John Ruskin, 1819-1900).

'Having been accustomed all my life to ideals of a feminine nakedness gleaned from classical antiquities, I was somewhat taken aback on my wedding night to find that my young bride had a right old fisherman's sweater between he legs.' (from The Memoirs of John Ruskin, 1819-1900).

by eggydip June 11, 2004

sweetest day

Yet another made up holiday invented by Hallmark that gives girls an excuse to whine for more gifts.

My girlfriend won't put out because I forgot about Sweetest Day. What the fuck is that?

by Ryan Sandberg October 27, 2005