sweaty pirate hooker

When you are so sweaty and nasty, that only a dirty pirate would want you.

"After my workout at the gym, I was looking like a sweaty pirate hooker."

by cougfan1978 November 22, 2011

fat sweaty bettty

extremely ugly and annoying woman that works the bar see also skeezer

yo terrinova fat sweaty betty just grabbed your ass

by miller March 20, 2005

Sweaty tryhard

A person who’s name is like Todd, Jason, Craig, or Noah who believes they are better at every sport and are drenched in sweat when the finish PE or recess.

You are a sweaty tryhard my guy.

by Quacksomemore May 11, 2019

sweaty vance

the act of recieving a blowjob from a person with overly sized front teeth while taking a crap on a toilet

"Dude that chick that has horse teeth wanted to give me a sweaty vance while i use the toilet."

by Sparkz867 January 1, 2007

Sleasy Sauce

One who shares their sauce with many people, often. This person is know to be manatee like....or have the name Keith....Not saying....Just saying

Man...thats the third chick I have seen u with tonight sleasy sauce!

by C-Dub904 February 4, 2009

Sweast

When you sweat like crazy from your chest after you drink a large amount of coffee and hair grows half a centimeter every time this happens.

A combination of sweat and chest.

"Dude I've got some crazy "sweast" goin' on right now."

by Doctor Ass! April 1, 2010

sweaty omelet

when she pukes on your dick, bro.

Bro 1: This chick was slobbin my knob and she totally gagged, puked on my love, and passed out.
Bro 2: Uh oh dude, sounds like a sweaty omelet!!

by cockapoose420 September 2, 2010