Stucking Phoned

An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.

John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.

by tsquared2215 May 28, 2014

stucky taped

Something stuck down so well with stick tape it's stuck for good.

I tried to remove the label on my book but it had been stucky taped.

by Beady Girls April 15, 2015

stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016

stuckstatus

The status of being stuck. Ur in a cloud of smoke not wanting to move, lost in the clouds, smoked too much and got too damn high!!

#1: aye homie let's go
#2: hold up, give me a minute fool
#1: WTF? Whatcha mean hold up...cmon
#2: I'm on stuckstatus....damn homie

by SilliMonsta310 May 20, 2016

Stuckinda

When you want to change your name from Simon to Stuckinda because your surname is Mudd

Simon changed his name to Stuckinda Mudd. We lol'd

by Domje February 28, 2017

stuchorn

Black bitch piece of shit

He is such a stuchorn

by Navneetsucker1234 June 20, 2017

suckold

A cuckold who only cleans up after.

I was trying to come up with something to put around ss graffiti, bull' ss uckold

Bull: Ooh yeah. Now get in there and suck that shit up.

Wife: Yeah, get in there sucky

Suckold: *slurp suck lick*

by tonslee August 16, 2017