in connection with sexual intercourse the proverbial "Stanley Cup" is a Game within a mostly lesbian sexual act called Canada's History involving maple syrup as a lubricant. The winner of the "Stanley Cup" reiceves oral pleasuring from the losing parties.
Girl 1:
Why was Susan in such a good mood today?
Girl 2:
When we studied Canada's History last night Susan won the Stanley Cup and therefore we had to eat her out while licking all of the maple syrup off her cunt.
Why was Susan in such a good mood today?
Girl 2:
When we studied Canada's History last night Susan won the Stanley Cup and therefore we had to eat her out while licking all of the maple syrup off her cunt.
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of, or pertaining to, a woman who's father will not allow her to participate in the act of sexual intercourse until she is married
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Look at that woman in the corner!!! she cant have any fun cause shes a STAPLESNATCH!!?!
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Paul tenderly gave Sheila a Stanley Cup for their anniversary, catching his excrescence in his hand and covering her sleeping face until her eyes slowly opened wide in realization of his wonderfully thoughtful gift.
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This person will most likely have little or no social skills. This person may also, if you are in school, argue with your teacher over something dumb or, if you are in the workforce, will be hated by everyone in the office.
This person will most likely have little or no social skills. This person may also, if you are in school, argue with your teacher over something dumb or, if you are in the workforce, will be hated by everyone in the office.
1- "Is the guy reading a programing robotics book for fun?"
2 -"From the lookes of it yes."
1 -"God bless, he is such a stapler kid."
2 -"From the lookes of it yes."
1 -"God bless, he is such a stapler kid."
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