spunk monkey

a very fastly generating penis

i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .

by fag end February 18, 2009

Universal Spunk

- a band from outer space.

"Did you see the bassist for Universal Spunk?"
said Samson,"Yeah, he's like an alien..."

by Mr. Rainbow August 21, 2008

Spunk Vampire

A term used to describe a woman who's a bit of a slag and rather fond of man juice.

She's a dirty Spunk Vampire.

by King Monkey UK October 9, 2008

spunk cup

The cup in which a male (or group of males) blows a load into. Usually used in a semen drinking fetish film.

Those dudes filled the spunk cup to the brim and she took it like a champ!

by Just Some Dude May 4, 2014

Spunk Pit

A place where ejaculation occurs more often than elsewhere.

"Johno, stop festering in you're spunk pit of a room."

by Johno Johnson February 12, 2014

spunk drenched

hair or clothes waterlogged with spermatazoa

after that gang bang lisa was goddam spunk drenched

by arsecandle April 23, 2014

blow spunk

When one shoots semen all over themselves or near passersby after seeing something quite arousing.

"Dude, she's so hot I'm about to blow spunk!"

by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014