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Wet spooning

When you’re spooning with a girl and fall asleep, only to wake up and find out you had a wet dream while spooning her.
Dude last night I accidentally caught myself wet spooning with Sarah, good thing she didn’t wake up and find out! It would’ve been embarrassing!
by Jdawg14 December 7, 2018
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Tea spooning

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!
by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018
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Noodle Spooning

The action of eating any type of pasta or noodle with a spoon automatically making you homosexual
did you see olivia the other day she was noodle spooning
by Pokeballmasterjr360noscopeMlg January 29, 2019
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cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back
that's cause spooning in a dress duh
by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019
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yellow spooning

when you spoonin up on someone and release a warm stream of urine unto them. typically the small spoon party moans sensually
this guy was yellow spooning me last night and i'm not gonna lie, i didn't hate it
by rolo.sandwich December 17, 2019
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Scooter Spoofing

Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go

No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing

Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is

Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed

Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020
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Hot spooning

When you warm a spoon with fire and take it to the skin as a form of self harm
I used to do a lot of hot spooning back in my emo days
by Idkjustadumby July 29, 2021
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