slapping a twig

when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole

hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA

by mskay October 29, 2019

Shipping Day

You must annoy your friends by playing wing woman/wing man with them even if they disagree with your idea.

I just remembered it’s Shipping Day! I totally ship them, imma go annoy them about how cute they would look together!

by Dogshipper November 1, 2019

slapping water

the definion of slapping water is swimming

what are you doing? im slapping water duh

by hunter salmons January 15, 2020

Splinging

To Spling is to anything and everything. Simply put, it's as versatile as the work "Fuck".

Spling you, go Spling yourself. Splinging Splinger. Now Spling off and go do something with your life.

by FatSqueaker November 12, 2020

snipping tool

a thing people use

i use snipping tool

by Raulxz October 2, 2020

Slippin

When somebody isn't acting, working, or thinking before they attempt a simple task that's always been done the same and said the same. When your explaining to your boss why the payroll came up short after 20 years of doing the books.q

IWhen I dropped the deposit off to the teller she said I think Sarah is "slippin" .

by Franky toupee November 21, 2020

Spliffington

Slag for a spliff to make one seem more high class than one is.

Oh Jeffery would one like to accompany one for a little spliffington?

by Con_Dom24 December 28, 2020