shitter ass monk

This is an exclamatory phrase used mostly without regard for context or audience. Such as when the user burns themselves on the stove or finds out their car has been broken into.

Leigh: Max, your car was broken into by some bum. I found him in the backseat playing with your garden shearers.

Max: shitter ass monk!

by leighparade April 2, 2010

shitted off

It means the same as pissed off but with much more severity.

Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!

by Telephony September 7, 2019

Homeward bound shitter

when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he's gotta shit, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a shit, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it

friend 1: "Hey what took ya'll so long"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"

by RustyNail84 August 18, 2011

spitting pearls

Another euphemism for jackin' it.

I didn't get laid like I had hoped, so I just ended up spitting pearls all night.

by J.I.M. January 13, 2010

spitting the seeds

The act of ejaculating, referring to the cum as the "seeds" of life. Invented in Mahwah on 11/12/13

Him spitting the seeds all over her made her throw up

by Jrak9 November 12, 2013

spitting teeth

To absolutely lose your temper at someone or something and you're in a huge rage.

"My friend at work still refuses to do what ever I ask of him, and I am spitting teeth! at this. "

by Adam-D July 20, 2016

Spitting Eggs

saying nonsense

Person 1: I rode a ant to the moon
Person 2: You're spitting eggs bro

by Don'tAsk393939393 March 23, 2021